August 2012
paaradisequeers:
one of the most embarrassing things is getting caught taking selfies
sugabisque:
Make your own paths. You may not get to your destination faster or even as soon as others but you’ll see so much more along the way.
brucejennersbitch:
i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
starksmash:
instantremorse:
i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it.
OR THEY TALK OVER IT
AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT”
AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.”
mareeps:
“get over it” is literally the shittiest piece of advice that you can give to someone because it’s not like upon hearing that, that person is going to miraculously lift themself out of their emotional funk and never mention it again
fuckinglaughter:
One time I ran out of cologne so I sprayed febreze on me and people at school were like mmm i love your cologne and I was like thanks but on the inside I was like yeah vanilla bitches
Watchtheawkwardmuggle:
omg
So I was playing The Sims when all of the sudden...
thats-so-meme:
geeksexual:
http://spizbo.tumblr.com/ submitted
dietchola:
i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
thatkat:
muchacha11:
ladypandacat:
1612th:
in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling them enter me” and then she got sent to the office
Reblogging cause I’m laughing my ass off at...
I hate when people stare at me.
I feel like they’re judging me and secretly pointing out every flaw they see in me.
Remember when: reblogging used to take 6 seconds instead of 2
do you ever get halfway through a movie before you...
