February 2012
Anonymous asked: I'm better than you ;D
justinbiebersexualfrustration:
I want to feed Justin 50 sandwiches and stuff him until he can’t eat no more. After a little while when the food digests he goes to the bathroom to shit it all out. He’s in there for about 3 hours. He takes a gigantic shit and we cut it up into little pieces and ship it out to different countries and it cures world hunger.
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
same applied to toy story 3
