May 2013
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
themadhannibal:
Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
dersia:
*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
inbox:
i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
billiearmstrong:
if michael bublé doesn’t say he’s “going to have a bublé bath” then he needs to rethink his choices in life
ponchopeligroso:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
juicy-bliss:
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
connorkawaii:
waking up the morning after finishing a video game
doonad:
i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
deathofadeity:
iamwizz:
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
ciarachimera:
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
^ I wasn’t gonna reblog this till I read that. Now I HAVE to.
